ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works
woop
well that was anticlimatic wait
wait
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
What that is dumb and does not happen.
Look,…
I THINK AT THIS POINT IT’S FAIRLY OBVIOUS THAT THE REPUBLICANS AREN’T ACTUALLY TRYING TO GET ANYONE ELECTED. THEY JUST KEEP THROWING THESE CARTOON CANDIDATES ALL OVER THE TV, SPEWING INANE AND/OR IDIOTIC NONSENSE. THEN, WHILE YOU’RE BUSY EITHER WRITING 25,000 WORD ESSAYS ON WHY SANTORUM’S THE ANTICHRIST OR HIDING IN YOUR CLOSET CRYING ABOUT HOW YOU CAN’T HANDLE ANOTHER SOUNDBITE, SOME HORRIBLE BILL THAT SENDS HOMELESS PEOPLE TO DEATH CAMPS OR FORCES GIRL SCOUTS TO GET CLITORIDECTOMIES SLIPS QUIETLY THROUGH CONGRESS.
IT’S POLITICAL DISTRACTION. A RED HERRING, IF YOU WILL.
SPEAKING OF HERRING, YOU WANT TO GET LUNCH? I’M STARVING.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
YES YES YES PLZ YES!
From the BUST Blog. Made by Bill Stiteler, who also directed and made my SFX acceptance speech video…
Photo by the amazing http://www.aliyanaumoff.com/
Something to amuse people until I return.
